Enshittification

The most accurate capitalism simulator ever made.

Geneva, 1925. Your light bulbs last 2,500 hours. This is a catastrophe. Fix it.

ENSHITTIFICATION is an idle tycoon spanning a century of the family business: making things worse, on purpose, for money, to applause. Ruin six industries — light bulbs, cars, breakfast cereal, delivery apps, luxury handbags, and finally an AI lab with a board that has expectations.

🌳 Six pixel-art strategy trees of documented corporate malpractice · 🏆 Synergy bonuses in authentic MBA jargon · 🖼️ Heirloom atrocities that compound across campaigns · 🛍️ An in-game microtransaction store that mocks you (VanderBucks™ never expire*) (*expire whenever) · 📜 "Based on actual events" cards after every ending, each one worse for being true

Free. No ads. No real dark patterns — the dark patterns are all content.